thugkitchen:

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning. 
 
STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE 
2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)
1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks
¾ cup water
¾ cup milk (I used almond)
½ cup rolled oats
10-12 fresh mint leaves
Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.
Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names

thugkitchen:

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning.

 

STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE

2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)

1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks

¾ cup water

¾ cup milk (I used almond)

½ cup rolled oats

10-12 fresh mint leaves

Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.

Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names

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sportula:

also to all my new followers

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hello

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welcome

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i’ve been waiting for you

(via pizza)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(via pizza)

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

(via pizza)

I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world in The Hunger Games

  • Do they still have meetings and stuff?
  • France: Anyone heard from America lately?
  • Mexico: Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
  • UK: Shouldn't we do something about that?
  • China: Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.
isaia:

jeffliujeffliu:

New episode of Steven Universe this week!! 7PM, Wednesday, CN.
Storyboarded by Joe Johnston and me!

oh GOD YES

isaia:

jeffliujeffliu:

New episode of Steven Universe this week!! 7PM, Wednesday, CN.

Storyboarded by Joe Johnston and me!

oh GOD YES

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

(via pizza)

simplyhella:

Me and my nigga mobbin

simplyhella:

Me and my nigga mobbin

(via ruinedchildhood)

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

(via ruinedchildhood)

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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Tumblr Earth Day: ATLA edition

korranation:

adorkablezuko:

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Happy Earth Day!

This is more like it! 

fuckin-fuckfuck:

amurrrka:

wheres-margo:

Singer uses her music video to intriguingly show how fake performers are in videos

Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?

As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…

(This is actually really cool: Source)

It gets to the point where you go ‘but surely they can’t edit anything else’ but there’s still a minute left.

I was hesitant to watch this at first, there are so many similar videos out there, but this one really gets to me. There are so many edits that take place and it just seems absolutely unreal.

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Album Art

spoopy6:

leauxwren:

I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew

Eddie Morton (1909)

I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fact that this is an actual song from the early 20th century that has been made popular by a webcomic is still beyond me.

(via chromusdomus)

ArtistEddie Morton
TitleI'm A Member of the Midnight Crew